I hope it's already too late.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:49:20 +0400

ianwanda: I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:48:06 +0400

I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:46:41 +0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:41:51 +0400

moviesincolor: Request Week #3 - moosemovementDrive,...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:34:21 +0400

moviesincolor:

Request Week #3 - moosemovement
Drive, 2011
Cinematography: Newton Thomas Sigel

winstongrahamdog: yeah sure your day might have sucked but at least you’re not will graham

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:20:16 +0400

winstongrahamdog:

yeah sure your day might have sucked but at least you’re not will graham

shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:12:38 +0400

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

strawberrydaydreams: do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason you’re...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:51:33 +0400

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

"This is a Holmes knocked from the pedestal of the dispassionate gentleman detective. His..."

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:39:28 +0400

“

This is a Holmes knocked from the pedestal of the dispassionate gentleman detective. His relationship with his addiction forms the core of his character, of secondary importance only to Watson in his development throughout the season. And Jonny Lee Miller’s fantastic incarnation of Holmes makes sure we feel the weight of addiction in a show that takes it seriously. He suffers the aftermath, and must face the realities of recovery — no easy thing for a man who trades on the illusion of invincibility with all the gusto of the Conan Doyle original.

Also keeping him humble: his supporting cast. There’s a popular misconception — the fault of many an adaptation — that Holmes is a supergenius accompanied by an admiring everyman and surrounded by dunces. Conan Doyle’s Watson and Gregson would beg to differ, and so this Holmes lives in no such vacuum; he’s never the only clever person in a room. When he reveals his addiction, Gregson (not unkindly) points out that as a detective, he had that covered. His sponsor Alfredo’s skills in the repossessionary arts outclass Holmes’s by a mile. He acknowledges Moriarty as more than a match for himself. Even housekeeper/librarian Ms. Hudson has the effortless memory to which Holmes aspires.

And in Watson, he’s found an equal — and that’s what the show’s not-so-secretly about.

”

- from io9’s excellent analysis of the first season of Elementary - Elementary Demonstrates the Right Way to Update a Classic Hero (via gallifreygal)

vulcany: sometimes i remember that sulu saved everyone’s lives on the enterprise because he forgot...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:28:35 +0400

vulcany:

sometimes i remember that sulu saved everyone’s lives on the enterprise because he forgot to take off the parking break and i feel better about everything

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:26:20 +0400

pembroke: my problems are as such i don’t have any skills that would make me useful to...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:25:32 +0400

pembroke:

my problems are as such

i don’t have any skills that would make me useful to starfleet

starfleet doesn’t exist

what-a-slut-time-is: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine a tiny version of your favorite character...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:22:09 +0400

what-a-slut-time-is:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine a tiny version of your favorite character riding in your pocket and on your shoulder and making comments to you as you go about your day

You haven’t seen my best yet.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:11:52 +0400

You haven’t seen my best yet.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:10:26 +0400

stelmarias: Advice from Adventure Time (x)

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:10:09 +0400

stelmarias:

Advice from Adventure Time (x)

burgrs: u would think drawing is easy like? ?? look at thing do that with...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:07:27 +0400

burgrs:

u would think drawing is easy like? ??

look at thing

do that with pencil

??? ? ?? ??? ? BUT IT’S NOT

"I want to stress this again: In many, many parts of the country right now, if you want to go to see..."

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:07:16 +0400

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I want to stress this again: In many, many parts of the country right now, if you want to go to see a movie in the theater and see a current movie about a woman — any story about any woman that isn’t a documentary or a cartoon — you can’t. You cannot. There are not any. You cannot take yourself to one, take your friend to one, take your daughter to one.

There are not any.

By far your best shot, numbers-wise, at finding one that’s at least even-handedly featuring a man and a woman is Before Midnight (on 891 screens) so I hope you like it. Because it’s pretty much that or a solid, impenetrable wall of movies about dudes.

Dudes in capes, dudes in cars, dudes in space, dudes drinking, dudes smoking, dudes doing magic tricks, dudes being funny, dudes being dramatic, dudes flying through the air, dudes blowing up, dudes getting killed, dudes saving and kissing women and children, and dudes glowering at each other.

Somebody asked me this morning what “the women” are going to do about this. I don’t know. I honestly am at the point where I have no idea what to do about it. Stop going to the movies? Boycott everything?

They put up Bridesmaids, we went. They put up Pitch Perfect, we went. They put up The Devil Wears Prada, which was in two-thousand-meryl-streeping-oh-six, and we went (and by “we,” I do not just mean women; I mean we, the humans), and all of it has led right here, right to this place. Right to the land of zippedy-doo-dah. You can apparently make an endless collection of high-priced action flops and everybody says “win some, lose some” and nobody decides that They Are Poison, but it feels like every “surprise success” about women is an anomaly and every failure is an abject lesson about how we really ought to just leave it all to The Rock.

”

- At The Movies, The Women Are Gone : Monkey See : NPR

The whole article is fantastic, as is pretty much everything Linda Holmes writes.

(via kdhart)

petition for the episode titles of season two to be indicative of hannibal's downward spiral

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:15:51 +0400

balalaikaboss:

Hors D’oeuvres

Sushi

Quiche Lorraine

Casserole

Pasta

Seven-layer dip

Chinese takeout

Pizza

Nachos

Meatloaf

Beanie Weenies

Corn Dog

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